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Ron the Paintpot

Ron artwork
Artwork from Conker: Live and Reloaded

Gender: Male
First appearance: Conker Bad Fur Day
Species: Paintpot
Color: Blue
Eyes: Black
Character type: Non-playable character

Ron the Paintpot is a cruel paintpot in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded who verbally abuses anyone who sets foot in the Barn. He is never seen without Reg by his side, who has a nasty habit of repeating everything Ron says. When Conker comes in, he and Reg tell Franky to "kick Conker's ass". After he fails to do so, Ron and Reg tell him to kill himself. He then mocks Franky for his failed suicide attempt (as, being a pitchfork, he "lack[ed] a neck of any description"). He also proceeded to mock his falling down when falling (due to Conker throwing knives at the rope hanging him), and also laughed at them when Franky declared them best friends, eventually causing Conker to forcibly place Reg into Ron's "mouth."

At the end of the game, Ron, Reg and Franky (together known as "The Barn Boys") come in the throne room, and join the rest of the gathered characters in cheering their new king.


  • Oddly, despite "shit" being permitted to be used most of the time in the N64 version, Ron is one of only two characters whose use of the word "shit" is censored (the other being the fat weasel guard defecating behind a rock in the Uga Buga chapter's conclusion).
  • Ron with Reg in the Throne Room
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