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Marta is a name of one of the three Cows that appear in Conker's Bad Fur Day and its remake, Conker: Live & Reloaded, exclusively in the Poo Cabin of the Windy chapter.

In Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded[]

After avoiding The Bull many times, Conker escapes safely from the Bull's reach, where then he spots Marta the cow. At first she snacks on the grass, but after being rammed by the bull, she loses her appetite and decides to go for a drink of cranberry juice, though noting that it "tastes a bit odd". She continues to drink, until she starts squirming, farting, and begin pooping; at this point she immediately stops enjoying the "cranberry" juice (which was really prune juice) and realizes she's having the so-called "Screaming Shits". She then rushes over to the grate to continue her pooping, talking to herself, hoping her friends don't see what's going on. While she has herself quite a dump, Conker makes his way onto the Bull, and is waiting for her to finish. The Bull then charges at Marta, killing her, and pieces of her fly everywhere in a manner similar to that of Marvin's death. At this point the Bull realizes he's standing on the gutter at precisely the same moment that said gutter gives way, being incapable of supporting the heavy bull's body mass. The gutter snaps loose and the Bull falls into the gutter.


  • Her voice is based off of a feminine guard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[1]